Funny poems for Valentine day.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marry you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, lovely and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But only I slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other-
that is until I met your brother.

Rose are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But I don't take that paper bag off your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lie.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe " go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

HAPPY VALENTINE!